What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

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A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.