What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.