How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

A: Her dog was blind too.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.