How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark