How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.