What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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I can't pair wines like this.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.