What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.