What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Gold

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The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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Having legs...

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Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap