What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

l0l

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.