What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Handy Cap Jokes More Handy Cap Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.