An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A buffa
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Thanks for the handy cap.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
taking out a provoloan
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
The bear hug!
Wait for him to give it back.
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Never mind...it's tearable
Their knees! Please comment "No"
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Bison.
He wanted to get his Car tuned
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Because he is forever a loan.
