An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A buffa
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Thanks for the handy cap.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
taking out a provoloan
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
The bear hug!
Wait for him to give it back.
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
His answer: "My mom."
They both have a GARBAGE box.
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
One has a coo, the other has a coup
Pop,goes the weasel.
Habit
OJ and Rice
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
I need some space.
A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh