Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.