What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.