Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!