Because they got big fingers.
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Boko Harambe
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
Harambait.
Whatever you want, he can't hear you..
haRAMbe
A harumble.
Haram Bae
King Kong
A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
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Hairy Potter.
BECAUSE HE'S BLACK
A Gorilla
Gorillas in the mist
A silverbach.
A gorilla pooped on his face.
A retarded gorilla.
Because they shot the gorilla
Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
Ape Suzettes!
A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
An animal that puts you out a night !
Paul stop monkeying around!
Nutty Marietta!
A Kong - vict !
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
The Naked Ape!
Hairy Truman!
As little as possible dummy!
A: Gorillas In The Mist!
Harambre
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
a retarded gorilla
Haram Bay
His prime-mate!
The Treepublican Party!
A cross.
A: They were raised in a zoo!
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Kong-fu
The bear hug!
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
The Apey-cees!
Just one hair.
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
A: Because it was dead.
He cleaned it!
They're willing to work peanuts!
They're ape purists
You-Rang-a-Tang
An ape-ricot sour!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Ten Roofies.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
When he's completely out of line
They never carry their own weight.
Because they can't carry themselves
Boko Harambe.
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.