What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing