Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.