Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.