Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.