Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL