Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers