Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!