Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.