Tickle the goat under it's chin.
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I stopped butchering goats.
A ban from the petting zoo.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Goats
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Voat. co
Banned from the zoo.
ISIS
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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You get banned from the petting zoo.
BAAAHH RAIN!"
kicked out of the petting zoo...
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."
Maaaac
Kicked out of the petting zoo
A scapegoat.
A kid.
Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
The goats all died.
Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Two chickens and a goat.
He had to get a new goat !
You can't milk a goat for over 50 years
They pasturebate
Very satisfying.
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
A hillbilly
They tickle the goat on the chin.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
One mucks around in fountains.
Jihad Me at hello
Very Satisfying.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
Kick the altar boy in the chin.
Chin up pal.
It depends. Are you inside or outside?
Because she was a litter bug.
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
It got stuck in 9/11
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
Fish muck about in fountains
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
