Tickle the goat under it's chin.
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I stopped butchering goats.
A ban from the petting zoo.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Goats
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
Voat. co
Banned from the zoo.
ISIS
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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You get banned from the petting zoo.
BAAAHH RAIN!"
kicked out of the petting zoo...
Thrown out of the petting zoo
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."
Maaaac
Kicked out of the petting zoo
A scapegoat.
A kid.
Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
The goats all died.
Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Two chickens and a goat.
He had to get a new goat !
You can't milk a goat for over 50 years
They pasturebate
Very satisfying.
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
A hillbilly
They tickle the goat on the chin.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
One mucks around in fountains.
Jihad Me at hello
Very Satisfying.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next
The neighbours were baaastsrds.
Kick the alter boy in the chin )
A: Tulips.
A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
It was an emergent sea.
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
He got off on a technicality
because they were a rip off
An udder failure !
An udder failure.
Slippers
He was going as a banana.
Islams It.
They got stoned
