What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins