What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.