What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What is ISIS' favourite file type?

exe

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats