What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.