What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.