What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper