What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.