What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.