One holds photos The other holds five
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Because attachments are forbidden.
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
IM Groot.
In case he gets a hole in one.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
they both capture the moment.
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
