What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.