What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.