Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps