Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.