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So the Marine have something to hold on to.
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
With a crowbar
A Navy Bean
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
With a crowbar.
Submarines.
A crowbar.
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
It takes longer to pick up
Canadian Club.
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Because it's a place of war ship.
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
OC I think I'm feeling C6
Because it takes longer to pick up.
A Snailor
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
A: Catsup!
Because they don't know what a full house is
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.
A pedrophile.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
From a well, actually.
They've never known what home is.
With a pig pen.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
