What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ?

Benjamin the blues !

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock