Don't be depressed
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Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
It hangs itself
because his career was in ruins
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Some old stuff just got dug up
They drink bleach.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
Sad Dan
Because it had too many issues.
It had a terminal illness.
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Because he had low elf esteem.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
Depressing
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
With a razor and their wrist.
It's been feeling drained
Depressed
A: Depressed.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because he had no porpoise.
His days were numbered.
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(
We're Finnished."
He blew him off.
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
A coup.
Her anti-depressants.
A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.
Toyodas
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."
Because he is a little shellfish.
Just one with depression.