Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.