Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

What do you call a homeless orphan?

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.