What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.