What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.