Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

removed

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!