What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale