What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.