Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Hour Ago Jokes More Hour Ago Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"