Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Hour Ago Jokes More Hour Ago Jokes

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...