Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.