Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!