Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.