Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !