What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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A Doge charger

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Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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A thought.

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OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Take notes.

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He was a pieromaniac.

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getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.