What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Funniest Joke Jokes More Funniest Joke Jokes

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.