A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Because she's a woman.
Because now I know and I am horrified.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
You have no life
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Ransom notes.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
I think this is a set up!
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Clearly not this one!
Because he wanted a hot rod.