Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.