Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.