Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.