Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Coffin Break Jokes More Coffin Break Jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.