What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.