What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.