What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.