What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...