How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.