How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!