What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

140 Jokes More 140 Jokes

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

140 Character Jokes More 140 Character Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist