What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...