What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.