What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...