What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.