A good start.
Mr.President
She must have called a 1,000 times
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!
Because they can LIFT
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.