What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.