What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.