What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.