What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3