What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.