What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking