Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

January Jokes More January Jokes

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.