Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Who was saved?

The Russian people

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

January Jokes More January Jokes

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.