Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
A moss-cow
Because he's never Finnish.
Cancer.
A better son.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
He was having a mid-life crisis.
Immaculate Infection
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
A Jolly Rancher.
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
Because they are very scentimental.
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
sleigh-er
This one will sleigh you !
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
