How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps