How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.