What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Jungle bells.

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Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!