What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.