Little Leg Jokes

What's ET Short for?

Because he has little legs.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is ET short for?

Cos he's only got little legs

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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Well...

That’s a deep subject.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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Because it was a Number 2.

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Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

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Wine gets better as it gets older